Thursday, 31 January 2013

Maid(s) Wanted At The Firm's Burn's Night

If you'd prefer to spend Saturday 2nd February in something more servile than a kilt, you may just be in luck.

There is an opening for:

A Maid

Two Maids

Three little Maids
(- no, that's a song)

If you have the time, the inclination (and a uniform) please contact Ishmael.

Of course, if it just happens to be a tartan uniform . . .

Wednesday, 23 January 2013

Burns Night

The Firm's Annual Fetish Burns Night will soon be upon us, on Saturday Feb. 2nd

2013 Burns Night flyer with draped tawse

If haggis and a wee dram doesn't warm the cockles of your heart . . .

Monday, 7 January 2013

Strappy New Year

As we come to the end of The English Mansion's bonus double-update month, I notice a mistake on the promotional photo:

Shouldn't that say "We have a huge member for our pressies"?