Sunday, 18 December 2016

'Twas the Night Before . . .


. . . New Year's Eve?

Friday 30th. December

Torture Garden continue their festive tradition with the

NOT New Years Eve Ball

. . . 2016

Friday, 16 December 2016

Wednesday, 30 November 2016

And After Black Friday . . .

. . . Friday Noir?

By Club Subversion


Friday 2nd December 


Postponed from November, pre-bought tickets will be honoured.

Artwork by Peter Felix Kurtz.

Monday, 31 October 2016

Night of The Cane 2016

The Firm's annual ferrula fest - Night of the Cane!


Sun. November 6th.

Attention! Uniforms!!

At the risk of repeating themselves Club R.U.B. are giving Uniforms another crack of the whip.

Saturday November 12th

Monday, 17 October 2016

The Firm and Subversion:


Kabuki, their Japanese-themed event is on


Saturday 28th. October


Night of the Cane

The Firm's annual ferrula fest!


Sun. November 6th.


Thursday, 13 October 2016

Send Us Victori-us

Hallowe'en Comes Early

Yes, Victori-Anna returns to Club R.U.B.

Saturday October 15th

The corset I get; not sure about the headgear though.

Isn't that more Indy-Anna?

Sunday, 25 September 2016

Long Weekend Ahead

London Fetish Weekend

29th September – 2nd October.

If that's not enough, it includes:

Subversion Noir

Saturday October 1st

Not recommended for beginners - please wait until
the 28th for their next regular club night.

Wednesday, 21 September 2016

London Below

Sunday September 25th

Fetish Market and after-party.

Wednesday, 17 August 2016

Steam Punked

Saturday 27th. August

The Firm, were going to present  


- but now they're not.

 Oh well, the Night of the Cane flyer will be along soon.

Saturday, 13 August 2016

Uh-oh, We're in Trouble, Trouble

Club Subversion

 Double Trouble


Friday 26th. August



Saturday 27th. August

The Firm, presents


- SteaMpunk and fetish for the Bank Holiday weekend.


Medical Asylum

Club R.U.B

Sat 13th. August

Should be straightforward - not like 2011's Medical Emergency Room


 Or 2010's Medical Emergency. (Which ran out of room?)


Related song: 'Emergency' by Girlschool.

Wednesday, 20 July 2016

Back to Black

SubVersion Noir

Fri 22nd. July

Nota Bene

SubVersion do not recommend this event for first timers
– they suggest that you attend Club Subversion first,
entailing a wait until August.

Plenty of time to buff up your latex, then.

Tuesday, 19 July 2016

Naughty Nautical

Club R.U.B

Naughty, Naughty, very Nautical

Sat 16th. July

I see that this event echoes the tag-line I that used for The Firm's 2015 Boat.

I wonder if next year they'll use 'London Calling'?

Related song: 'Echo Beach' - the Toyah version.

(Nowt wrong with the original Martha and the Muffins version, mind.)

Monday, 20 June 2016

2 Kings (Or Not Two Kings?)

FemDom Party

Wednesday 22nd June

Hosted by the anonymous Mistress Parker and the left-handed legend that is Miss Brown (above).

Not to be confused with Miss Buffy Brown, who will be in London on July 3rd & 4th, just after:

The Boat 23

Saturday 2nd July

Less than a third of the tickets are left . . . don't miss The Boat!

Tuesday, 14 June 2016

Rub Hot Summer

Saturday 18th June

Club R.U.B have moved their "Red" theme from it's traditional New-Year slot to mid-summer*.

Conditions being what they are, you could end up in hot water.

Suggestion: wear rubber - it's waterproof.

*See here for the related joke.

Thursday, 9 June 2016

The Boat 23


The Firm are embarking on


The Boat 23 on Saturday 2nd July


Over 50% of the tickets have sold already.


Picture repeated because it's the non-approved version - Facebook doesn't acknowledge that people have nipples.


Tuesday, 7 June 2016

Club Subversion

Into the Blue

Friday 24th June

Summer arrives - by surfboard.

Photo must've been taken in a foreign clime - we've run out of piers over here.

Thursday, 2 June 2016

June Ball's Up

Torture Garden's Friday June 3rd Ball has sold out



Wednesday, 18 May 2016


Saturday 21st May

Club R.U.B.'s


19th Birthday



. . . so R.U.B. are going Animal crackers. Soup optional.


I'm not going to be there, in case they decide to play 'Animal Army' by Babylon Zoo . . .


The Boat 2016

Saturday 2nd July



The Firm are all at sea again with 


The Boat 23


 Bit of an early entry, but 30% of the tickets are sold already.

(I know, the site said 30% left - result of crossed wires!)


I didn't get round to posting in April, no fooling . . .


Friday, 4 March 2016

March Ball . . . in March

Torture Garden

Friday 11th is their March Ball. Ball? Shouldn't that be an egg?

Love that sixties look - glossy PVC really shines in B&W.

Wednesday, 17 February 2016

Burns Night Take Two

Following in The Firm's footsteps, R.U.B. are going all

Tartan, Kilts & Steampunk.

Saturday February 20th.

But did you notice how the TG Valentine's Ball, Love Hurts, was a . . . tribute . . . to R.U.B.'s usual seasonal offering: RED ?

That was on Saturday  the 13th. Perhaps they should have called it My Valentine Comes Early?

Monday, 18 January 2016

TwinTown and Burn's Night

Club R.U.B. Sat 23rd Jan 2016

Twins and Matched Pairs

Pop along and pay them a complement.

The Firm's Burn's Night

Saturday January 30th


Haggis and tawse - what a great combination!


Bit stumped for something to wear?

How about a tartan skirt fastened with kilt pins?


Or the burlesque version from Bondatrix?