'Twas the Night Before . . .

 

. . . New Year's Eve?

Friday 30th. December

Torture Garden continue their festive tradition with the

NOT New Years Eve Ball

. . . 2016

Pre-Christmas Kinks

Subversion

Friday 16^th. December:

Shine Sequins and Showgirls.

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Club R.U.B

Sat 17^th. December:

Christmas Bling.

 

And After Black Friday . . .

. . . Friday Noir?

By Club Subversion

 

Friday 2^nd December 

 

Postponed from November, pre-bought tickets will be honoured.

Artwork by Peter Felix Kurtz.

Night of The Cane 2016

The Firm's annual ferrula fest - Night of the Cane!

 

Sun. November 6^th.

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Attention! Uniforms!!

At the risk of repeating themselves Club R.U.B. are giving Uniforms another crack of the whip.

Saturday November 12th

The Firm and Subversion:

Subversion

 

 

Kabuki, their Japanese-themed event is on

 

Saturday 28^th. October

 

Night of the Cane

 

 

 

The Firm's annual ferrula fest!

 

Sun. November 6^th.

 

Send Us Victori-us

Hallowe'en Comes Early

Yes, Victori-Anna returns to Club R.U.B.

Saturday October 15^th

The corset I get; not sure about the headgear though.

Isn't that more Indy-Anna?

Long Weekend Ahead

London Fetish Weekend

 

29^th September – 2^nd October.

If that's not enough, it includes:

Subversion Noir

Saturday October 1^st

Not recommended for beginners - please wait until
the 28^th for their next regular club night.

London Below

Sunday September 25^th

Fetish Market and after-party.

Uh-oh, We're in Trouble, Trouble

Club Subversion

 Double Trouble

 

Friday 26^th. August

 

Medical Asylum

Club R.U.B

Sat 13^th. August

Should be straightforward - not like 2011's Medical Emergency Room. 

 

 Or 2010's Medical Emergency. (Which ran out of room?)

 

Related song: 'Emergency' by Girlschool.

Back to Black

SubVersion Noir

Fri 22^nd. July

Nota Bene

SubVersion do not recommend this event for first timers
– they suggest that you attend Club Subversion first,
entailing a wait until August.

Plenty of time to buff up your latex, then.

Naughty Nautical

Club R.U.B

Naughty, Naughty, very Nautical

Sat 16^th. July

I see that this event echoes the tag-line I that used for The Firm's 2015 Boat.

I wonder if next year they'll use 'London Calling'?

Related song: 'Echo Beach' - the Toyah version.

(Nowt wrong with the original Martha and the Muffins version, mind.)

2 Kings (Or Not Two Kings?)

FemDom Party

Wednesday 22^nd June

Hosted by the anonymous Mistress Parker and the left-handed legend that is Miss Brown (above).

The Boat 23

Saturday 2^nd July

Less than a third of the tickets are left . . . don't miss The Boat!

 

Rub Hot Summer

Saturday 18^th June

Club R.U.B have moved their "Red" theme from it's traditional New-Year slot to mid-summer^*.

Conditions being what they are, you could end up in hot water.

Suggestion: wear rubber - it's waterproof.

^*See here for the related joke.

The Boat 23

  

The Firm are embarking on

 

The Boat 23 on Saturday 2^nd July

 

Over 50% of the tickets have sold already.

 

Picture repeated because it's the non-approved version - Facebook doesn't acknowledge that people have nipples.

 

Club Subversion

Into the Blue

Friday 24th June

Summer arrives - by surfboard.

Photo must've been taken in a foreign clime - we've run out of piers over here.

June Ball's Up

Torture Garden's Friday June 3^rd Ball has sold out

 

 

N-N-Nineteen

Saturday 21st May

Club R.U.B.'s

 

19th Birthday

 

 

. . . so R.U.B. are going Animal crackers. Soup optional.

 

I'm not going to be there, in case they decide to play 'Animal Army' by Babylon Zoo . . .

 

The Boat 2016

Saturday 2^nd July

 

  

The Firm are all at sea again with 

 

The Boat 23

 

 Bit of an early entry, but 30% of the tickets are sold already.

(I know, the site said 30% left - result of crossed wires!)

 

I didn't get round to posting in April, no fooling . . .

 

March Ball . . . in March

Torture Garden

Friday 11th is their March Ball. Ball? Shouldn't that be an egg?

Love that sixties look - glossy PVC really shines in B&W.

Burns Night Take Two

Following in The Firm's footsteps, R.U.B. are going all

Tartan, Kilts & Steampunk.

Saturday February 20^th.

But did you notice how the TG Valentine's Ball, Love Hurts, was a . . . tribute . . . to R.U.B.'s usual seasonal offering: RED ?

That was on Saturday  the 13^th. Perhaps they should have called it My Valentine Comes Early?

TwinTown and Burn's Night

Club R.U.B. Sat 23rd Jan 2016

Twins and Matched Pairs

Pop along and pay them a complement.

The Firm's Burn's Night

Saturday January 30th

Haggis and tawse - what a great combination!

Bit stumped for something to wear?

How about a tartan skirt adorned with kilt pins?

Or the Burlesque Version from Bondatrix?