Hallows have E'ened themselves out, Nights have been Caned, Fires have Worked and Poppies have Appealed.
The Barcelona rubber-weekend has sold out so don't book for Spain, unless you've already got tickets. Or you have to be there for something else.
We have the last of the regular 2Kings FemDom parties (19th), and the last of Miss Kim's Queen Bee drinks (22nd) and Mistress Workshops (23rd) for 2024.
On a more positive note Zara du Rose is premiéring her new dining experience (29th).
Not one but two October events:
Wasteland Berlin on the 12th, pause for breath . . .
. . . and it's their Halloween Party on the 26th.
And hot on it's heels is the 2King's Halloween Party, on the 29th.
When you're sated with such fetish frippary, The Firm are returning to the fundamentals on November 3rd, with their Annual Caning Competition.
After a quiet start the month shifts into top gear to ramp up for the autumnal equinox (21st) weekend.
Starting on the Thursday (19th) it's the 2 Kings FemDom Party, followed by a rope bondage evening in the Antwerp Fetish Café and the MECS (French rubber guys) Apéro de Rentrée, both on the Friday.
Phew! - the TG September Ball (Elektrowerkz - it's in England!), the Soirées Drôles de Dames (Paris) Soirée blanche, Nimhneach (Ireland), and Bitches UnleaShed.
I reckon that's half of the month's events in one weekend. More details collated here.
But no gentle throttling-down after, just another Sunday and then back to the daily grind on Monday.
With the New Grange School and Rubber-Cult's Latex Autumn Special to look forward to on the 28th.
After a break from the holidays the month starts with a deciedly spanky feel - First 2 Kings on the 10th and then The Firm's Yow! (see below) on the following Sunday.
If you need nursing afterwards, you're out of luck - they'll be hors de combat after 2 Kings . . .
Then it all kicks in for the second half, with Japanese rope bondage in Antwerp - where else?
It seems a bit quiet - partly because everyone's away and partly because there's a Bank Holiday weekend, which means that no-one can move. If you want a full fetish weekend, go to Denmark?
A new Firm event has emerged: Yow!
You'll have to wait until next month, and it's not convenient if you're going to Torture Garden in Manchester the night before.
On the plus side it's an early finish for a fresh Monday. (With fond memories!)
N.B. Event this event was moved from 1st June.
(I'd go for the one in the rubber suit . . .)
Rain won't stop play - it hardly matters if you get wet in (or out of) swimwear! More details available.
Of course it sold out, as always.
In her bid to become the hardest working Perv on the planet she is doing another double event at Trafick in Switzerland:
From 1:30 - 6pm; part 12 of Les Plaisirs Du Marquis
Well, it was cold, wet, stormy and events were sparse.
February started with The Firm's Burn's Night going up against Zara du Rose's Gods and Monsters. Which would have been the more traditional start to the year, if it was in the right month.
Long may it continue anyway.