The Boat 20

Saturday June 22^nd

The Firm's Boat 20 sets sail this month, galley slaves to get twenty lashes with the cat. (Unless the cat's off her milk.)

Details here.

 

Don't miss The Boat!

 

Farnborough Munch Cancelled

Due to venue closure for refurbishment the February Munch has been abandonned.

Shame it's not closed for refurnishing - I'm sure a rack or cage would be most welcome in March.

Maid(s) Wanted At The Firm's Burn's Night

If you'd prefer to spend Saturday 2^nd February in something more servile than a kilt, you may just be in luck.

There is an opening for:

A Maid

Two Maids

Three little Maids
(- no, that's a song)

If you have the time, the inclination (and a uniform) please contact Ishmael.

Of course, if it just happens to be a tartan uniform . . .

Burns Night

The Firm's Annual Fetish Burns Night will soon be upon us, on Saturday Feb. 2^nd



If haggis and a wee dram doesn't warm the cockles of your heart . . .

Strappy New Year

As we come to the end of The English Mansion's bonus double-update month, I notice a mistake on the promotional photo:

Shouldn't that say "We have a huge member for our pressies"?