From Russia with Lurve

Ever thought that Russian women were all bearded shot-putters? Apparently not:


. . . but they do have pixellated eyes?

I don't feel bad about pinching this picture; it was on a hijacked part of an authentic Russian car-dealers website! 

Czars-R-Us?

Christine Bleakley Waterski Challenge

For those who have missed the news Christine Bleakley, of The One Show, has waterskied across the channel to raise money for Sport Relief.

The Sport Relief programme will be on BBC1 tomorrow night, so I'll have to miss it.

You can still donate a fiver by texting 'Ski' to 70005. Or if you don't trust phone numbers from dodgy websites (I don't!) there is also the Sport Relief website.




Surely the sight of Christine dressed from head-to-toe in rubber is worth a fiver of anybody's money!

Medical Emergency - 13th March

Club R.U.B. have been forced to change their venue.

Now the event we be held here.

Lady Gagadonna

I wasn't wrong . . . here's another pic of the duo scrapping:



But still no insight into why the free-hanging suspenders.

Has Maddie lost the plot?

(Yanks might call them garters in a rather ill-educated way!)

Come on Eileen

Got an email this morning with the subject "I deflowered your sister!".

Not sure why I'm getting twenty year old 'news'.

Most interestingly it's from someone called Eileen . . .